Damn funny cobra commander screwing Destro with a turkey dinner. Not only G.I Joe's are pissed at cobra commander, even his gang also pissed at him.

cobra commander:Well WTF are you going to eat!!

LOL.Funny

Yes I saw a guy flashing his naked body today. I was on my to GSC in 1-Utama to catch Angels and Demon and I was totally caught off guard when I saw a guy opened up his coat and stood there in the nude in front of everyone showcasing his pride and joy to everyone, here's the picture for proof.

Then here's the full frontal view.

Wonder what would have happen if the guy cut out was a real person cut out with the sign placed appropriately.

The fella was flashing everywhere on every floor. Damn Pervert!!

Its a very short version on how lord of the rings should have ended. Makes more sense doesn't it?.
No need to fight or suffer just strap Frodo with the ring , put him into the catapult and launch his ass all the way to Mordor or whatever the place is. Problem solved , Frodo still a hero, Legolas is still gay, end of story. I can hear Sauren going WTF is that !! when he sees Frodo flying over his tower

Aragorn the end: "I still say it's fucking retarded"

HAhahahaha!!!

I have watched this Mercedes ad like a few years ago. Where some guy finds a magic lamp and begins to rub it and out comes a blue genie(Like i was surprise to see one). The genie was starting to explain the 3 wishes thing to the guy but got interrupted just within 5 seconds of his entrance speech when the guy immediately says E-Class(Mercedes Benz) without even thinking. And then after the genie grants him the E-Class , the guy jumps into the car and speeds off spraying the beach sand all over the genies face before even hearing out the genie explanation about his other 2 wishes. The guy like just drives off and keeps the genie waiting for him without ever coming back. So a Mercedes E-Class, is that one wish enough for you? I feel it could be better if i had stumbled on a magic lamp.Maybe an S-Class or so ;)

I got a new lenovo R400 today and it comes pre installed with vista. Firstly its good at starting and shutting down really fast like between10-15 seconds and believe me its has to because each time you try to run Firefox,chrome or other non Microsoft stuff ,it hangs without any indication that its going to come out of its own self induce coma. I tried to connect streamyx and run Firefox and took like forever to load the homepage. It is literally sucking the life out of my meager broadband and Firefox. I tried to restart Firefox and guess what it hangs.... with the non responding image, i try opening another window and the stupid thing keeps hanging. Hell i even unplugged my broadband cable and it still would not let me reconnect to the network again.Believe it or not within the first 20 minutes of my excruciating vista experience i had to restart the notebook like almost 5 times just to visit this blog. It just hangs and requires a restart, so here's my point of view , screw vista , screw everything Microsoft for that matter if you can and go Linux or ubuntu. Once set the settings its for life. no problem

I even tried watching bleach online and it took more than 5 minutes but still loading the homepage. Here's my homage to vista.

WheelJack I understand your pain. Sometimes life is difficult even for an autobot. Transformers Generation 1 was the ultimate transformers for me, after that the Japanese version were nothing more than ridiculing the franchise. Wheeljack was the guy who create stuff in the autobots arsenal, he is the guy who created the awesome dinobots which unfortunately couldn't care less about wheeljack or anything aside themselves.Well any way Optimus and the gang still needed the guy to build stuff and kick decepticons butt.


His face lights up whenever he speaks as his mouth is covered with a ninja mouth guard or something.

Shockwave is my one and only favourite decepticon aside from Transformers the movie Blackout(Blackout is the coolest transformer in the movie.Cmon, Just admit it!!). He didnt get much screen time on the tv but he was just ultimately cool despite the fact he has no face. He was the right hand for megatron along side Starscream and Soundwave.

I fell sick today and couldn't go to work but still did some work with gimp and shockwave desktop background.

A photographer for a national magazine was assigned to take pictures of a great forest fire. He was advised that a small plane would be waiting to fly him over the fire. The photographer arrived at the airstrip just an hour before sundown. Sure enough, a small Cessna airplane was waiting. He jumped in with his equipment and shouted, "Let's go!" The tense man sitting in the pilot's seat swung the plane into the wind and soon they were in the air, though flying erratically. "Fly over the north side of the fire," said the photographer, "And make several low-level passes." "Why?" asked the nervous pilot. "Because I'm going to take pictures!" yelled the photographer. "I'm a photographer, and photographers take pictures!" The pilot replied, "You mean you're not the flight instructor?"

Optimus I feel your pain...

Stuff that luke skywalker would blog about

(1)May 10, 3009 at 9:31 am
Found out i was adopted today(woohooo!! me no got cheapo dad!!!)

(2)May 31, 3009 at 9:41 am
Found out i have an old crazy uncle living in the dessert today

(3) June 12, 3009 at 10:22 am
Found out the light thingy could seriously cut some ones head off today

(4) June 22 10, 3009 at 1:31 pm
Found out an overgrown monkey got more piloting skills than me today

(5) June 22, 3009 at 2:45 pm
Found out that floating thingy that I trained blindfolded with shoots lasers
that really hurt my ass(Obi wan says to concentrate but cant help to hear obi
wan,solo and the stupid monkey laughing behind my back.Bastards!!!)

(6)June 24, 3009 at 11.09 pm
Visited huge planet today except it was'nt a planet and it had a really really
big gun.

(7)June 25, 3009 at 2:23 am
Saved hot chick from evil black dude today.Wanted to ask her out on a date but
got distracted from her hot body and had no time as was being fired by
stormtroopers and all(bastards,but damn does she look good!!).
-crossed out due to personal reason and will not talk about it!!!EVER!!!

(8)June 25, 3009 at 2:23 am
Crazy uncle got creamed by black evil dude today(And he TRAINED me !! Dumbass!!)

(9)June 26, 3009 at 1:11 am
Got to fly awsome plane today without any training and blew up the evil dudes planet to bits
(well the droid did the most flying anyway and well, did most of the shooting , well all of the
shooting actually and hans solo helped blow up the evil dude and the other alliance pilots died
protecting my ass and .....-so on and so forth-)

(10)June 27, 3009 at 4:11 am
Got honor and medal from hot chick princess today.(But solo kept hogging the lime
light and kept staring at the hot princess ..Bastard!!!)

(11)December 23, 3009 at 1:26 pm
Found out hot chick was my sister.Decided not to pursue her as jedi's can't fall in love(Plus
she my sister, you SICKO!!!)

(12) March 21, 3010 at 4:11 am
Found out black evil dude is my dad(Hot Shit MAN!!)

(13)March 21, 3010 at 4:12 am
Decided to go to dark side but found out the emperor and new evil black dad became butt ugly
after joining.(No way dude!!,A mechanical hand i can handle but not the face dude)

(14) August 13, 3010 at 12.11 pm
Won the galactic war, killed the emperor, killed dad , freed the galaxy, going to ask the big
monkey if his sister wants to go for a date with or else go screw a few female wookies
(Boooyaaaa baby!! You know i'm your daddy today!)

(15) August 14, 3010 at 3:51 am
Jedi council kicked my ass out for screwing wookies(Jealous bastards!!!)