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Stuff that luke skywalker would blog about

(1)May 10, 3009 at 9:31 am
Found out i was adopted today(woohooo!! me no got cheapo dad!!!)

(2)May 31, 3009 at 9:41 am
Found out i have an old crazy uncle living in the dessert today

(3) June 12, 3009 at 10:22 am
Found out the light thingy could seriously cut some ones head off today

(4) June 22 10, 3009 at 1:31 pm
Found out an overgrown monkey got more piloting skills than me today

(5) June 22, 3009 at 2:45 pm
Found out that floating thingy that I trained blindfolded with shoots lasers
that really hurt my ass(Obi wan says to concentrate but cant help to hear obi
wan,solo and the stupid monkey laughing behind my back.Bastards!!!)

(6)June 24, 3009 at 11.09 pm
Visited huge planet today except it was'nt a planet and it had a really really
big gun.

(7)June 25, 3009 at 2:23 am
Saved hot chick from evil black dude today.Wanted to ask her out on a date but
got distracted from her hot body and had no time as was being fired by
stormtroopers and all(bastards,but damn does she look good!!).
-crossed out due to personal reason and will not talk about it!!!EVER!!!

(8)June 25, 3009 at 2:23 am
Crazy uncle got creamed by black evil dude today(And he TRAINED me !! Dumbass!!)

(9)June 26, 3009 at 1:11 am
Got to fly awsome plane today without any training and blew up the evil dudes planet to bits
(well the droid did the most flying anyway and well, did most of the shooting , well all of the
shooting actually and hans solo helped blow up the evil dude and the other alliance pilots died
protecting my ass and .....-so on and so forth-)

(10)June 27, 3009 at 4:11 am
Got honor and medal from hot chick princess today.(But solo kept hogging the lime
light and kept staring at the hot princess ..Bastard!!!)

(11)December 23, 3009 at 1:26 pm
Found out hot chick was my sister.Decided not to pursue her as jedi's can't fall in love(Plus
she my sister, you SICKO!!!)

(12) March 21, 3010 at 4:11 am
Found out black evil dude is my dad(Hot Shit MAN!!)

(13)March 21, 3010 at 4:12 am
Decided to go to dark side but found out the emperor and new evil black dad became butt ugly
after joining.(No way dude!!,A mechanical hand i can handle but not the face dude)

(14) August 13, 3010 at 12.11 pm
Won the galactic war, killed the emperor, killed dad , freed the galaxy, going to ask the big
monkey if his sister wants to go for a date with or else go screw a few female wookies
(Boooyaaaa baby!! You know i'm your daddy today!)

(15) August 14, 3010 at 3:51 am
Jedi council kicked my ass out for screwing wookies(Jealous bastards!!!)